i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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