thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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