At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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