This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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