My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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