spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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