I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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