Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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