He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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