That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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