Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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