yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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