After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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