There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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