i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to get me chipped asap
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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