How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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