I love watching others lives come down to our level.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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