I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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