so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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