Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
