I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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