I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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