Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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