I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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