Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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