if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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