You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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