I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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