and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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