why didn't you poke me back
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's blow job season.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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