I bet he comes in French.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
