i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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