Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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