You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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