im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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