okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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