yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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