Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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