You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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