Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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