I'm lost and stupid without you.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm at about main and main street
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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