I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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