I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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