Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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