roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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