come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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