Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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