How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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