is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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