New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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