I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
